(stats à venir)

 

 

 

Les meilleurs : Boomerangs: Benji Teboul avec 2 buts et 3 passes ainsi que Marie-Michèle Lemieux avec 2 buts et 1 passe.  Wakinyan: Sébastien Bélanger avec 2 buts.

 

Les gardiens : Mike Silvaggio a reçu 40 tirs contre 48 sur André Viau de Wakinyan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens: André Viau a reçu 19 tirs contre 13 sur Fred Serre de Thunderation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : André Viau a reçu 42 tirs contre 48 sur Fred Serre de Thunderation

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : André Viau a reçu 12 tirs contre 19 sur Matthew Barlow de Freezer 10

 

 

 

 

 

Boomerangs 13 vs Hired Gunz 5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Avec cette règle du Total de buts, il va y avoir que deux matchs qui seront intéressants à voir alors que ceux de Wakinyan-Freezer et Boomerangs-Gunz, à moins d'un miracle, devraient être encore à sens unique, ce que je ne souhaite pas.

 

 

Le classement étant serré, les matchs de la dernière semaine étaient importants pour certaines équipes.  Boomerangs ont raflé le premier rang grâce à une victoire sur Plan Bee et profitant de la défaite de Wakinyan face à l'Express.  Thunderation a ravi la troisième place au classement sur les Enfants terribles en vainquant cette même équipe. Et la bataille pour ne PAS finir en dernière place, et bien Freezer 10 l'a emporté sur les Gunz, les vainquants assez facilement.  En gros, tous ceux qui ont gagné leur match ont monté d'un cran au classement.  Donc les séries débutent comme ceci:

 

Boomerangs (1er) vs Hired Gunz (8ème)

Wakinyan (2ème) vs Freezer 10 (7ème)

Thunderation (3ème) vs Plan Bee (6ème)

Enfants Terribles (4ème) vs Express (5ème)

 

Série de deux matchs, total des points.  (exemple: si Boomerangs gagnent 8-3 sur Hired Gunz, alors les Gunz auront besoin de gagner leur prochain match par au moins 6 buts.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

les gardiens : Matthew Barlow a reçu 32 tirs contre 42 sur Sylvain Loyer des Gunz.

 

 

 

(en attente de voir les stats)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Matthew Barlow a reçu 14 tirs contre 18 sur Leonard Luedee de l'Express.

 

 

Désolé pour le long délai, mais j'étais en vacance, j'ai pris ça "relaxe".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Fred Serre a reçu 32 tirs contre 26 sur Eric Trepanier de Plan Bee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Sylvain Loyer a reçu 52 tirs contre 33 sur Leonard Luedee de l'Express.

 

 

je n'étais pas là cette semaine, donc pas de résumé malheureusement...vous pouvez en envoyer  ;o)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Leonard Luedee a reçu 26 tirs contre 34 sur Fred Serre de Thunderation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : André Viau a reçu 20 tirs contre 31 sur Matthew Barlow de Freezer 10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Désolé pour le délai. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Mike Silvaggio a reçu 41 tirs contre 21 sur Jimmy Garoufalis des Enfants terribles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Fred Serre a reçu 35 tirs contre 37 sur Erik Trepanier de Plan Bee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Carlos Da Costa a reçu 33 tirs contre 30 sur Andrew Karpyszyn de Plan Bee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Erik Trepanier a reçu 25 tirs contre 30 sur Matthew Barlow de Freezer 10.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TUESDAY CASC  par Réal Paquette

 

Mardi 4 Novembre  2008

 

WAKINYAN  (4-2-1 ) vs FREEZER 10 ( 3-3-1 )

 

Departing from the “usual” game review, this one will be based on famous songs or albums.  For some it will be a trip down memory lane…..

 

1 – PINBALL WIZARD [ TheWho - 1969 ]

 

Yes, the famous 1969 song represents quite well the beginning of this game.  The orange ball was certainly in pinball mode as plenty of traffic in front of both nets created blocked shots, deflected shots and weird trajectories.  On top of that, according to Garabedian news services, we have shots hitting the goalie, rebounding over his head and falling into the net OR passes across the crease and hitting opposing defenders, thus creating “own goals”.  These kooky, crazy and funny moments when those afflicted look heavenward for answers that never come because God is way too busy to be spending time watching a hockey game.

 

2 – SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL [ Elvis Presley version – 1956 ]

 

Midway through the second period, #14 for Wakinyan, fell awkwardly towards the backwall behind the Freezer net.  By all accounts, without being touched, the W player lost his balance, started jerking at the knees and landed with a thud near the back wall.  It would have been a funny situation as Elvis would have approved the herky-jerky motions but, unfortunately, the W player needed assistance to leave the floor and did not return to the game.  We hope that all is well.

 

3 – STRAIGHT SHOOTER [ Bad Company – 1975 ]

 

Marie-Josée Blanchet played her first game for FREEZER this season.  Her first shift got things going for her team, posted near the right post, she completes a nice pass from Jean Roy from across the crease and buries a wrister in the top left corner.  MJ got her second goal of the period in similar fashion as she was left alone, again near the right post, receives a good pass from Geneviève Fagnan from the right point and buries a quick one-timer beyond the reach of the opposing goalie.

 

4 – RIDE THE WILD WIND [ Queen – 1991 ]

 

Olivier Beaudet from Wakinyan took charge of his team’s offence by scoring 3 goals within a short timespan.  Buzzing around the FREEZER net like a mad hornet, Beaudet scooped up rebounds, deked out several defenders and gave the FREEZER goalie some sunburn by lighting up the redlight behind him.  One of those peculiar and engaging things about hockey when a player is able to completely dominate and you can see his confidence factor reach skyhigh levels.

 

5 – HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT [ Pat Benatar – 1979 ]

 

Ina Garabedian of FREEZER played her best game of the season.  Having picked up 3 assists earlier in the game and with her team behind 6-5 with around 2 minutes to go in the game, Garabedian finds herself near the left post when a loose ball situation occurs behind the Wakinyan goalie.  Fighting off a W defender who basically tackles her to the floor, Garabedian is still able to fight the dude off and get enough stick on the loose ball to send it rolling into the open net before the combined weight of both players snaps her hockey stick.  One for the team and it is well earned as this goal ties the game at 6-6 and allows FREEZER to obtain a point in the standings.

 

 

 

FINAL SCORE

 

WAKINYAN = 6

FREEZER 10 = 6

 

FIRST PERIOD

 

1-      WAKINYAN = Trepanier (5)

2-      WAKINYAN = Galloway (1)

3-      FREEZER 10 = Blanchet (1) [Roy, Leonard]

4-      FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (15) [Garabedian]

5-      WAKINYAN = Beaudet (9)

6-      WAKINYAN = Beaudet (10) [Trudel]

7-      FREEZER 10 = Blanchet (2) [Fagnan]

 

SECOND PERIOD

 

8-      WAKINYAN = Beaudet (11) {pp} [Trudel]

9-      FREEZER 10 = Roy (3) [Garabedian, Leonard]

10-  WAKINYAN = Pascale (2) [Desrosiers]

11-  FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (16) [Garabedian, Fagnan]

12-  FREEZER 10 = Garabedian (5) [Fagnan]

 

 

INDIVIDUAL STATS

 

WAKINYAN

 

OLIVIER BEAUDET = 3G

ANICK TRUDEL = 2A

JEAN-FRANCOIS TREPANIER =1G + 2PM

JOANNE GALLOWAY = 1G

TONY PASCALE = 1G + 2PM

VINCENT DESROSIERS = 1A

ROSEANNE D’ORAZIO = 2PM

 

FREEZER 10

 

INA GARABEDIAN = 1G + 3A

GENEVIEVE FAGNAN = 3A

MARIE-JOSEE BLANCHET = 2G

MANNY TAVEROFF = 2G

JEAN ROY = 1G + 1A

SYLVAIN LEONARD = 2A

REAL PAQUETTE = 2PM

 

GOALTENDERS

 

ANDRE VIAU (WK) = 30/36        saves/shots against

MATTHEW BARLOW (FR) = 18/24

 

 

POWER PLAYS

 

WAKINYAN = 1/1

FREEZER 10 = 0/3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TUESDAY CASC  par Réal Paquette

 

Mardi 28 Octobre  2008

 

FREEZER 10 (3-3 ) vs HIRED GUNZ ( 1-3-2 )

 

The man with the shaven head and glasses is busy reading a file.  The file jacket contains an inscription, it reads X-98035.  A small intercom device on the man’s desk comes alive with a female voice….

 

F.V. = Mr.Skinner ??  Agent Mulder is here sir !!

 

SKINNER = Send him in and take all my calls, thank you Claire

 

The door to Skinner’s office opens and Agent Fox Mulder is led to seat himself directly in front of A.D. Skinner’s desk…

 

SK = Agent Mulder.  I’ve been reading your report and it’s quite perplexing.

 

MD = How so sir ??

 

SK = Do you mind running the whole affair by me again ??  I want to hear this out loud.

 

MD = [Giving his boss an inquiring gaze, then proceeding]  Ok sir.  As you know, I’ve been working recently several X-Files on demonic possession.  With Halloween just around the corner, the number of reported sightings has been on the rise.

 

SK = What makes this Canadian one so special ?? 

 

MD =  Well sir, this “Canadian” one has been behind some fantastic weird tales in the Montreal region.  Some of my contacts there impressed upon me the need to go over there and see for myself what was going on.

 

SK = Montreal is not in the U.S. Agent Mulder, don’t expect the FBI to cover your expenses for this excursion.

 

MD = Since when does the FBI cover anything sir except their own asses ??

 

SK = [Eyes narrowing and focusing on Mulder]  Come again ??

 

MD = You know what I mean !!  My line of work takes me all over the continent, what else do you expect ??

 

SK = I expect top notch field reports and explanations I can take to my superiors.  You know the drill.

 

MD = Yeah, yeah, whatever…

 

SK = So, please continue…

 

MD = Ok then, so I end up in Montreal and of all places, a school gymnasium to go see a ball hockey game.  My local contacts gave me the scoop and my sixth, seventh and eight senses were tingling with an adrenaline rush.

 

SK = I didn’t see that in the report.

 

MD = Of course not, gotta keep some secrets ;-)    So one of my contacts decides to come with me to the game, pointing out one player in particular who he’s put under surveillance.  My contact also has additional senses which gives him the heebie-jeebies when spirits from beyond manifest themselves.

 

SK = So that is when you first saw that hockey player, a man who goes by the name of Paquette ??  These French names, what a problem !!!

 

MD = Yes sir, that’s right, he wears #3 on a team called FREEZER 10.  No idea where the name of the team came from, probably something really stupid that somebody found quaint.

 

SK = So why this guy ??  This Frenchman ??

 

MD = I can’t answer that, but since I do possess some good knowledge about the sport of hockey, I was intrigued by the persuasion that my local contact impressed upon me to see this game. 

 

SK = This game ended up 7-7.  Not much defence.

 

MD = Nope.  Not much at all.  But there was a reason for that.  Both teams seemed to have problems with defensive coverages, with defensive clearings, with defensive communications, basically, anything to do with the word defence.  A complete mess.

 

SK = So what is the link between what happened during the game and your “demon” ??

 

MD = Well sir, it was something in the air, apart from the foul sweaty odors that emanates from school gyms, there was something palpable, something specialists like myself could appreciate.  Something was there, something was toying around with these players, not just that Paquette fellow.  He was the main focus but it seemed that repercussions of the demon’s actions piggybacked onto the other players as well.  But that #3 had problems the whole night long defensively, painful to watch sometimes….

 

SK = You furnished your report with some descriptions ??

 

MD = Yes, yes.  The one that stands out the most is that last goal given up by that FREEZER 10 team.  You see, that Paquette guy was deep in his own zone, and he notices what appears to be an open passing lane to the right side of the opposing net.  Now with only several minutes to go in the game and your team up by 1, you don’t make a long diagonal pass through the middle with nobody to back you up in case there’s a turnover.  It’s simply a no-no.  So, it’s at that precise moment where my extra senses picked up a manifestation and I see this Paquette guy attempt that pass.  I see it get intercepted and I see the reaction on his face.

 

SK = Yes, you wrote that it was --à  “Shit, I fucked that one up”

 

MD = Oh yeah, did he ever.  The pass gets intercepted by this Alex Amyot from the opposing team.

 

SK = The HIRED GUNZ.  Why the Z ??  Do you know ??

 

MD = No sir,  lots of Pages though on that team. 

 

SK = Ok, whatever….

 

MD = So this Amyot fellow runs towards the FREEZER net and one superb left inside- right outside deke and the ball is sent just inside the right post to tie the game up at 7-7.  But the whole game contained a comedy of errors in each defensive zone.  It was as if, this “Canadian” demon, was taking turns inflicting loose balls, goalie screenings and weird deflections on both teams.

 

SK = But some might say, from what I know of hockey, that this game would have been quite entertaining.  14 goals, numerous offensive chances, no penalties, good end-to-end rushes, a typical game for that League, yes ??

 

MD = By all accounts, yes sir.  But, you see, I was also reserved about where my local contact was taking me, I mean, a school gym to go see a hockey game played by amateurs ??  But, as it turned out, it was worth the time because there definitely was some foul play at work there.

 

SK = I can’t forward this to my superiors.  There’s not enough gumbo in that soup to make it palatable. 

 

MD = I’ll probably need a few more visits to the Great White North in order to pursue my study of this “being”.  It simply happened to be within a school gym this time, who knows where next time ??

 

SK = Ok then, we’ll see about that.  Now, changing the subject matter, what is this LOST theory you’ve come up with ??

 

MD = Yes, I’ve had a discussion with Scully about this and I simply wanted to give you the fruits of my discoveries.

 

SK = Yes, interesting to say the least…..

 

[Taken from the dossier] ---à

 

Mulder = Hey Scully, I've got a theory for you.

 

Scully = About what this time ??

 

Mulder = About those characters on that TV show, LOST.

 

Scully = Ok Mulder, lets hear it.

 

Mulder = Allright, I can't explain WHY they are on the Island but I believe I have an answer as to HOW they ended up there.  You see, there are numerous references to these numbers.

 

Scully = Right, 4 - 8 - 15 - 16 - 23 - 42.

 

Mulder = Correct.  How these numbers pop up in various encounters or situations before the Losties ended up on the Island.  Well, my theory here, and it's backed up by Numerologists, Occult Numerologists specifically, is that each person's life can be transformed into a pathway, a pathway of numbers.  Thus, you, me, anybody, creates, through our actions, our decisions, a pathway of numbers.  This pathway is ongoing and ever expanding, obviously.  But, what if, somebody, has been able, through mathematical formulae or something else, to extrapolate the pathway beyond the current point in a person's life ??  What if, for all those Losties, their pathways, through those numbers, especially those six, interconnect ??  This somebody then, would know, in advance, that these initial 48 people, would end up taking the same flight, would survive the crash and end up on the Island ??  How far would that person be able to extrapolate into the future ??  Who can say ??  But, for now, it's a plausible theory as to how these people find themselves on the Island.  To fit a pattern or something…

 

Scully = Wait a minute.  This sounds way too familiar. Like our lives are pre-ordained and we have no real say whatsoever concerning what we do with our own lives ??   Come on Mulder !!  I can't accept that.

 

Mulder = I agree with you but think about it.  It does make some sense no ??

 

Scully = Lets say that it does, it does not explain the WHY ??  Why are they on the Island, what's the purpose ??  Who or what is behind all of this ??

 

Mulder = Don't have an answer for that one..............yet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

FINAL SCORE

 

FREEZER 10 = 7

HIRED GUNZ = 7

 

FIRST PERIOD

 

1-      HIRED GUNZ = Amyot (15) [Sherry Page]  5:25

2-      FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (13)  8:48

3-      FREEZER 10 = Leonard (3) [Taveroff] 12:20

4-      FREEZER 10 = Garabedian (3) [Leonard] 14:43

5-      HIRED GUNZ = Mehta (14) [Phendler] 20:08

6-      FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (14) 22:20

7-      HIRED GUNZ = T.Page (4) [Amyot] 23:28

 

SECOND PERIOD

 

8-      FREEZER 10 = Leonard (4)  4:00

9-      FREEZER 10 = Garabedian (4) [Fagnan] 6:40

10-  HIRED GUNZ = Phendler (1) [S.Turner] 11:00

11-  HIRED GUNZ = Amyot (16) 15:41

12-  HIRED GUNZ = Sherry Page (3) [Amyot, T.Page] 17:37

13-  FREEZER 10 = Leonard (5) [Garabedian] 18:30

14-  HIRED GUNZ = Amyot (17) 20:30

 

 

INDIVIDUAL STATS

 

FREEZER 10

 

SYLVAIN LEONARD = 3G + 1A

MANNY TAVEROFF = 2G + 1A

INA GARABEDIAN = 2G + 1A

GENEVIEVE FAGNAN = 1A

 

HIRED GUNZ

 

ALEX AMYOT = 3G + 2A

SHERRY PAGE = 1G + 1A

GREG PHENDLER = 1G + 1A

TOM PAGE = 1G + 1A

NEIL METHA = 1G

SHEILA TURNER = 1A

 

 

GOALTENDERS

 

MATTHEW BARLOW (FR) = 27/34        saves/shots against

JIMMY GAROUFALIS (HG) = 36/43

 

 

POWER PLAYS

 

FREEZER 10 = 0/0

HIRED GUNZ = 0/0 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TUESDAY CASC  par Réal Paquette

 

Mardi 21 Octobre  2008

 

FREEZER 10 (2-3 ) vs EXPRESS ( 2-2-1 )

 

Another tough loss for the EXPRESS at the hands of FREEZER 10.  Here’s a fictitious “IN TREATMENT” episode about this latest entry in the FREEZER-EXPRESS saga…

 

The scene = The EXPRESS’ psyche on the psychologist’s couch.  The psychologist played by Gabriel Byrne…

 

G.B. = Well, EXP, here we are in familiar territory again, wouldn’t you say ??

 

EXP = Damn that FREEZER team !!  Damn them to hell !!!  You’re quite right you know ??  Familiarity does breed contempt !! [Wild hand gestures punctuating the air]

 

G.B. =  Yes, that is true, but, familiarity also brings the need, the desire, to overcome one’s mistakes.

 

EXP = Those blueshirts !! [Head shaking violently from side-to-side]

 

G.B. = Are you sure it’s not something else ??

 

EXP = No no no….. We had a good first period.  Not dominating, but certainly competing.

 

G.B. = Well, I was at the game, I saw that first goal.  You might say that it was a Xmas gift from the opposing goalie no ??

 

EXP = Hey !! [Pointing a finger towards G.B.] It’s not my problem if their goalie was not paying attention to what was going on some 30 feet in front of him and was rather captivated by a hole in the goal’s netting.  There was no whistle from either of the refs stopping the play, so too bad man !!

 

G.B. = Knowing how these games against FREEZER are always very tight and intense, I’m sure this gift was very welcomed.

 

EXP = Yes !!  Quite right !!  Until our leading team scorer saw the ball bounce off of him and into our own net !!!  As if FREEZER’s best scorer, that Taveroff guy, needs any help scoring !! L

 

G.B. = Well, especially in hockey, gifted offensive players usually create their own mojo when it comes to freak goals.

 

EXP = Yeah, but why always against us with him ??

 

G.B. = Fate ??  An X-File ??  Mulder and Scully are not here so I’ll have to do.  It can quite simply be that this Taveroff fellow has an easy time finding open areas amidst your D and takes full advantage of this.

 

EXP = Hmmmmmm…….You may be correct there G.B.

 

G.B. = Of course I’m correct !!  It’s my show !!  I know my shit….

 

EXP = Yeah yeah, whatever….

 

G.B. = How was the team feeling when you took that 2-1 lead ??

 

EXP = Quite good actually.  Our goalie was making key saves, then we got that 2-on-1 break when Pietrantonio spotted Ricciardi making a bee-line towards the FREEZER net.  A good hard pass through the crease and Ricciardi puts it by Proulx on the left side.

 

G.B. = Yes, that was a good play.  I noticed a few FREEZER players shaking their heads on that one.

 

EXP = Blueshirts in pain means Freezer’s name is taken in vain.

 

G.B. =  That’s not bad

 

EXP = You lose enough games against that team, it will inspire you to find poetic sayings.  They’re G-rated for now.  It may get nastier later.

 

G.B = I have to come back though on that Taveroff fellow.  His ability to find open spaces is a direct indictment on how your team has problems with defensive coverages.  Your goalie covers up plenty of your mistakes but the basic problem remains the same.  Dangerous offensive players have too much room and time to create havoc.  I mean, we have all these sessions, at a hefty price per session mind you, I give you these pearls of wisdom,  and, for the most part, you do a good job trying to come to terms with this, but, with this Taveroff guy, all hell breaks loose….

 

EXP =  Frigging right

 

G.B. = I mean, just take the beginning of the second half.  Taveroff scores a shooter’s goal with a well placed wrister in the top left corner at 2:28, then, 41 seconds later, he fires a low shot that beats Luedee near the post.  Forty-one seconds and the whole game switches as FREEZER really bottled you up and Proulx had a pretty quiet second period afterwards.  Have to mention that killer goal by Garabedian as well on that breakaway deke where the ball slowly crept into the back of the net.

 

EXP = You’re not exactly helping my psyche G.B. !!

 

G.B. = The truth always sets you free.  Even when it hurts…

 

EXP = That’s what you learn in Psych school G.B. ??

 

G.B. = No, I’ve got good writers who come up with that shit….

 

EXP = [Googling eyes]

 

G.B. = Listen to me EXP, live and learn.  Take away Taveroff’s space and half the battle is won.  Leave him be and you’ll be right back on this couch in no time.

 

EXP = [Nodding]

 

G.B. = Ok then.  Our session is over. 

 

 

FINAL SCORE

 

FREEZER 10 = 4

EXPRESS = 2

 

FIRST PERIOD

 

1-      EXPRESS = Chernoff (6)  5:17

2-      FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (10) [Leonard]  8:54

3-      EXPRESS = Ricciardi (2) [Pietrantonio, Lavoie] 14:17

 

SECOND PERIOD

 

4-      FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (11)  2:28

5-      FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (12) [Leonard, Vastel] 3:09

6-      FREEZER 10 = Garabedian (2) [Paquette] 19:43

 

 

INDIVIDUAL STATS

 

FREEZER 10

 

MANNY TAVEROFF = 3G

SYLVAIN LEONARD = 2A

INA GARABEDIAN = 1G

VIOLAINE VASTEL = 1A

REAL PAQUETTE = 1A

 

EXPRESS

 

VICTOR CHERNOFF = 1G

TONY RICCIARDI = 1G

LINO PIETRANTONIO = 1A

ANNE-SOPHIE LAVOIE = 1A

JOHN WONG = 2PM

SARAH BARSCH = 2PM

 

 

GOALTENDERS

 

REGENT PROULX (FR) = 28/30        saves/shots against

LEONARD LUEDEE (EX) = 42/46

 

 

POWER PLAYS

 

FREEZER 10 = 0/2

EXPRESS = 0/0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

les gardiens : André Viau a reçu 37 tirs contre 54 sur Jimmy Garoufalis des Gunz.

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Fred Serre a reçu 37 tirs contre 21 sur Erick Trepanier de Plan Bee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TUESDAY CASC  par Réal Paquette

 

Mardi 7 Octobre  2008

 

BOOMERANGS (2-0-1 ) vs FREEZER 10 ( 1-2 )

 

What if Jack Bauer was a sports journalist ??  Read on……

 

The scene = Jack Bauer, notepad and pen in hand, asking questions in the Freezer locker room after the game with one unidentified Freezer player…

 

J.B. = Ok then, let me get this straight.  You guys are up 4-2 at the half, controlling much of the play, limiting that Boomerangs team to few quality chances.  Your best male player of the night, Jean Roy [#11], scores his second goal of the game on a nice shot from a difficult angle to give you a 2 goal lead.

 

FR = [Interrupting] Yeah, yeah, that’s right.

 

J.B.= What was the feeling on the bench at the break ??

 

FR = Well, we were quite satisfied at the time.  We were clearing the slot defensively, limiting rebound opportunities and getting timely goals from key players.

 

J.B = Yeah, yeah, that was quite clear to see.  But why did that Roy fellow leave after the first period ??  Something fishy there…..

 

FR = No, no, no….. He simply had to go you know.  Proud new parent.  The baby now becomes the true “boss” of the family.  You change your whole schedule around.  You know how it is !!...

 

J.B.= I can tell you a thing or two about bosses.  My previous one at CTU was a real [He stops and considers something]… errr, better not go there, you’re not cleared for it, you know how it is !!

 

FR = No shit Sherlock !!

 

J.B. = Ok then, so your best player of the night, Ina G, by the way, any relation to Ali G ?? [Interviewee shaking a “I don’t know”]  Ok then, she scores a pretty goal to put your team up 5-2 with 10:21 to go in the game.  Your team keeps bottling up and frustrating the opposition.  That player for the Boomerangs, Donna Ringrose, she even takes two penalties out of frustration because things aren’t going her way.  Pretty much sums up the whole team at that point ??  Yes ??

 

FR = Yeah, yeah, that’s about right

 

J.B.= So now with time running out, believe you me, I know a thing or two about that shit, I remember a time when I had to [He stops and considers something]  errr, better not go there, you’re not cleared for it, so, with time running out, how the heck do you guys give up 4 goals in the final 6 minutes ??  How did you guys screw up so badly ?? [Very intense look and the pen now being held in a very threatening way]

 

FR = [Noticing the look, the pen] Errrrrr….  I’m having problems with your line of questioning

 

J.B. = Problems ??  You’ve got problems ??  My show got put on hiatus for 18 months because of a writer’s strike and squeamish viewers about my “torture” techniques.

 

FR = Hey dude !!  I’ve got questions for you [Said with such bravado or sheer stupidity ??]  How come, during all those 24 hours, we never see you eat, piss or take a shit ??

 

J.B. = That’s classified

 

FR = Oh yeah ??  How come everything is always 10 mins away whenever you’re driving ??  Sheer nonsense man !!

 

J.B. = There’s a special CTU ONLY lane on L.A.’s freeways

 

FR = Do you know that so far, in all the seasons of 24, the number of dead people [killings, accidents, torture deaths, electrocution, nerve gas, biological warfare, toxic agents, bad breath, foul language] now numbers around 100 221 ??

 

J.B. = Hey, the more the merrier, it helps the TV ratings

 

FR = Incredible man !!  How come when you utter the scariest phrase in all of TV land “My name is Jack Bauer and I need your help !!”, people don’t flee for their lives because anybody who comes in contact with you usually ends up dead ??

 

J.B. = Hey, people are f*ckin’ dumb as the late great George Carlin used to say

 

FR = [Head shaking violently from side to side]

 

J.B. = Now listen to me real carefully.  I want to know how your team screwed up those final 6 minutes !!  You get me ??  You see this pen ??  I’ve done a lot worse with far less so speak up !!!!

 

FR = [Thinking within ----> This guy is nuts !!]  I don’t know, they got 3 incredibly shitty goals man !!  One off of our defenders as she was trying to bat the ball away, but it fell into our net.  Another one when the ball deflected off the leg of another defender and popped over the shoulder of our goalie.  Then the worst ever, a shot that goes over the net, hits the back wall, comes back over our net, hits the goalie in the back of the head and then rolls into the net.  Unbelievable man !!  Not even the writers of 24 could come up with something like that !!

 

JB = Yeah, you may have a point there…

 

FR = Then that final goal, our goalie never saw it.  People in front of him, theirs and ours, no chance.  Terrible man, simply terrible

 

JB = Well, you get my sympathies.  Thanks for the scoop, I’ve got to go grill a few others now….  I’m getting the hang of this job…

 

FR = Hey !!  [Holding up one finger]  You always turn out ok in the end of every season, a few more bruises but always emerging victorious.  Is it because you’re American and it’s your belief that God makes it so ??

 

JB = [Grinning]  No man.  It’s because I have the Godlike initials.

 

FR = The Godlike initials ??  What do you mean ??

 

JB = Yeah.  J.B.   James Bond, Jason Bourne, Jack Bauer.  Need I say more ??

 

 

 

FINAL SCORE

 

BOOMERANGS = 6

FREEZER 10 = 5

 

FIRST PERIOD

 

1-      FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (6) [Leonard] 4:12

2-      FREEZER 10 = Roy (1)  16:08

3-      BOOMERANGS = Ringrose (3) [Teboul, Latoures] 17:59

4-      BOOMERANGS = Porco (3) [Teboul] 19:10

5-      FREEZER 10 = Taveroff (7) [Garabedian] 21:10

6-      FREEZER 10 = Roy (2) [Garabedian] 24:10

 

SECOND PERIOD

 

7-      FREEZER 10 = Garabedian (1) [Leonard]  9:21

8-      BOOMERANGS = Teboul (10) 19:30

9-      BOOMERANGS = Hopewood-Jones (5) 23:18

10-  BOOMERANGS = Teboul (11) {pp} [Hopewood-Jones] 25:00

11-  BOOMERANGS = Hopewood-Jones (6) 25:28

 

 

INDIVIDUAL STATS

 

BOOMERANGS

 

BENJI TEBOUL = 2G + 2A

STEVEN HOPEWOOD-JONES = 2G + 1A

DONNA RINGROSE = 1G + 4PM

PIETRO PORCO = 1G

ESTHER LATOURES = 1A

 

FREEZER 10

 

INA GARABEDIAN = 1G + 2A

MANNY TAVEROFF = 2G + 2PM

JEAN ROY = 2G

SYLVAIN LEONARD = 2A

 

 

GOALTENDERS

 

MIKE SILVAGGIO (BM) = 24/29        saves/shots against

CARLOS DA COSTA (FR) = 29/35

 

 

POWER PLAYS

 

BOOMERANGS = 1/1

FREEZER 10 = 0/2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TUESDAY CASC  par Réal Paquette

 

Mardi 30 Septembre  2008

 

THUNDERATION ( 0-2 ) vs FREEZER 10 ( 1-1 )

 

FAMOUS HOCKEY PROVERB = IF YOU KEEP CHASING THE OPPOSITION YOU END UP LOSING THE GAME, PERIOD…

 

THUNDERATION

 

FIRST GOAL =  One of those lucky situations when Dominic Bourret receives credit for the goal when he fires the ball into the Freezer crease and it banks off Lucie Maréchal’s foot, unfortunately….

 

SECOND GOAL = A beautiful display of stickhandling by Errol Allen.  Mr.Allen takes a couple of Freezer players to school when he dekes the first one,  the writer of this article, through the legs, then does an outside-inside move on a second defender, quickly followed by the same move on the Freezer goalie and a roofer underneath the crossbar…

 

THIRD GOAL = With only seconds left in the first period and a 2-on-1 situation, Errol Allen moves up on the right wing, keeps the ball, fires a rocket shot on Castronovo’s glove hand near the right post, the ball smears the leather and ends it’s trajectory into the back of the net in the top right corner…

 

FOURTH GOAL = Errol Allen completes his hat trick when he receives a pass, in the slot, from Nathalie Legris, then proceeds to total four dekes moves on the Freezer goalie before burying a shot beyond an outstretched glove hand into the right side of the net.  Sick moves….

 

GAME RECAP = Effective ball control by the all-male forwards.  Dazzling saves by Fred Serre.  Sound and steady situational play by the all-female defense corps.

 

 

FREEZER 10

 

PREMIER BUT = Eddie Lardizabal permet un regain d’énergie et d’espoir pour Freezer dans les premiers instants de la deuxième période lorsqu’un tir, bien placé dans la partie supérieure du filet, bouge les cordages….

 

DEUXIEME BUT = Sylvain Léonard donne quelques sueurs au Thunderation, lorsqu’il décoche un tir d’une quinzaine de pieds, bifurque sur quelque chose et termine son trajet dans la partie supérieure gauche à la grande surprise du gardien Serre.  Ce but avec 2 minutes et demie dans le match permet l’arrivée du “ We can still do it “ chant sur le banc de Freezer 10….

COMMENTAIRES = Trop de jambes fatiguées à pourchasser.  Un manque de jeu de passes soutenu.  Malgré cela, 26 tirs au but, incluant plusieurs de qualité, contre un Serre en grand forme empêchant donc des célébrations devant son filet.

 

 

 

FINAL SCORE

 

THUNDERATION = 4

FREEZER 10 = 2

 

FIRST PERIOD

 

1-      THUNDERATION = Bourret (3) [Leier] 4:57

2-      THUNDERATION = Allen (3) [Leier, Serre]  14:45

3-      THUNDERATION = Allen (4) [Dutil] 25:55

 

SECOND PERIOD

 

4-      FREEZER 10 = Lardizabal (2) [Maréchal]  5:06

5-      THUNDERATION = Allen (5) [Legris, Kooner] 19:55

6-      FREEZER 10 = Léonard (1) [Lepage, Parent] 23:30

 

 

INDIVIDUAL STATS

 

THUNDERATION

 

ERROL ALLEN = 3G

DONNA LEIER = 2A

DOMINIC BOURRET = 1G

FRED SERRE = 1A

NOEMIE DUTIL = 1A

MANPREET KOONER = 1A

CHRISTIAN JOMPHE = 2PM

 

FREEZER 10

 

EDDIE LARDIZABAL = 1G + 2PM

SYLVAIN LEONARD = 1G + Bench minor ;-)

LUCIE MARECHAL = 1A

CLAUDE LEPAGE = 1A

ANNE-MARIE PARENT = 1A

 

GOALTENDERS

 

FRED SERRE (TH) = 24/26        saves/shots against

ABBY CASTRONOVO (FR) = 15/19

 

 

POWER PLAYS

 

THUNDERATION = 0/2

FREEZER 10 = 0/1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plan Bee 6 vs Freezer 2  (Voir texte de Réal Paquette plus bas)

 

 

Les gardiens : Abby Castonovo a reçu 25 tirs contre 24 sur Erik Trepanier de Plan Bee.

 

 

 

Désolé pour ce résumé tardif, je devais attendre de voir les stats sur Esportsdesk.com.  Cette année, ce sera comme l'an passé, je serai moins présent dans la ligue du Mardi, alors il y aura moins de résumé.  Alors ce serait cool si vous pouviez m'envoyer votre propre résumé de la partie.  Merci!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Les gardiens : Leonard Luedee a reçu 56 tirs contre 36 sur Erik Trepanier de PLan Bee.